Devils Take Down Oklahoma State and Jenn’s 30th Birthday Bash

What a night. The Devils came through with a huge win against Oklahoma State. Fuck Stillwater. Even with a rain delay, we managed to come out on top. Nothing can stop the Sun Devils, not even the weather.

During the game, things got heated with my buddy Danny over a political debate. I tried to make the case for us far-left liberals—no thanks to this Trump stuff—but he made some solid points on the need for a balanced structure with Republicans. Gotta admit, he had a few good arguments.

Once the game wrapped up, we hit the streets to celebrate Jenn’s big 3-0. Coming in hot, Jenn—hope you’re ready! Shout out to Hot Sam for taking care of the squad and putting the table on his name tonight. Old Town Scottsdale wasn’t ready for us, but we made it a night to remember.

In other news, we’ve come to terms with our newest legal counsel, Kate Cox. She’s heading up expansion into new verticals for the Boyz from the South, officially removing her from the three strikesthreat. We’re excited to partner with Kate and bring the Boyz from the South into the 21st century. Big moves ahead!

Forks up, Sun Devil Nation!