The Night the Devils Broke My Heart

What a crusher. Hot start, and then—heartbreak. We lost to Texas Tech… a scrub bunch of Texas boyz. We’re the real boyz from the South, not these boot-wearing losers. One loss won’t define us, though. We’re still sitting at 3-1, and trust me, we’ll be back.

We’ve got a bye this week, but in two weeks? The boyz will be back in that stadium. Back in the fucking madness. We’re gonna be louder, rowdier, and more ready than ever. This team still has a season to finish, and we’re not done. As one fan said, “We paid money to go to fucking school!” We’re showing up no matter what. These fucking kids better start putting everything on the line for the fucking Sun Devils.

The Future of NIL: Expanding the Boyz from the South

In other news, the Boyz from the South are leveling up. We’re diving into the NIL game—college athletes, high school athletes, and maybe even middle school athletes. We just signed our new lawyer, Taylor (last name to be disclosed after the press release)—the most up-and-coming lawyer in New Mexico and Arizona. We’re ready to change the game in Arizona. Our goal? Be the biggest NIL sponsor in the state and shake up college sports for good. Go fucking Devils.

One Last Thing…

Hot Sam—The Sunday Ticket got logged out last weekend… can you text that one girl to get the login?